Ever Wonder...

Did you ever stop and wonder?Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dingly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's ass."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does your Gynae leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look RIGHT up there anyway?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on...
Who the first person was to decide to pick a brussel sprout (which looks odd), boil it (which smells even worse than it looks) and then the best of all) to put it in his mouth and eat the stinky thing?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets pissed off with you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?