An Eye Toy is female because you want to show it off to your friends
whenever they come over... and it'll occasionally reward you with a high
score.
An answerphone is female because when you finally get through to it, you
realise there's no one at home..... No, no... must be kind... must be
kind.... an answerphone is female because it really doesn't talk for hours
and run up a huge bill....
Ice cream is female because, one warm touch of your lips, and they start to
melt. No no... too gross.... They can leave you feeling cold.... whoops...
no no no!! How about it's soft and squidgy, and really comes to life with a
bit of chocolate sauce.
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