Shoes are female because they get often get done up and worn out.
You're right - Photocopiers are certainly female because whenever you really need them they start saying they require more toning.
Tyres are certainly female because they are dangerous if they are unbalanced; and they also frequently require tracking.
Hot Air Ballons are female because when you really want to get somewhere they end up floating around aimlessly... (could have gone for the 'inflate to enormous sizes' thread here but chose not to.....!)
You're right - Sponges are female. Enough said.
The subway is female because most stuff in life passes straight through it.
An hourglass is male because it is a reliable time keeper.
Hammers are female because one occasionally feels like banging their heads against a brick wall.
A remote control is defintely female because they can switch off at the merest touch of a button.
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