Great Truths about Growing Old

) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're downthere.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rockingchair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers toask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician!
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.