Little Bruce

Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked thechildren what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answerscame up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; etc.
Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let themsleep with him"
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouringand then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true aboutyour father?"
"No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say".